Hairy Ball Theorem...
If f is a continuous function that assigns a vector in R3 to every point p on a sphere, and for all p the vector f(p) is a tangent direction to the sphere at p, then there is at least one p such that f(p) = 0.
In other words, it is not possible to comb the hair on a ball smooth, not without a bald spot.
As AC/DC used to say,
Note that donuts CAN be combed smooth in a fascinating variety of ways, thru the hole, or along the edge, or in a spiral. Hours of endless fun with nary but a hairy donut (link not safe for male readers prone to fainting spells or penis envy) and a comb, proving that the male fascination with holes is as powerful and inevitable as, say, nuclear fusion.some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress, but when they're held for pleasure, they're the balls that I like best...
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Sometimes I wonder about you, Mathieu. ;)
Who, moi?
*blink blink*
I'm just a nerd with a passion for maths and physics :)
My dear we really need to get you a hobby.
:-)
Ria, I'll have you know that we early-white-hair gents don't go bald, and that I have very thick, dense hair that the barber has to thin everytime I go there.
So there :P
That would be my daughter Chloe, Kate :D
I used to keep a rock-salt loaded blunderbuss handy when she was growing up, but now that she's eighteen and a student in another city, I've bowed to the inevitable and merely grind my teeth. ;P
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